Watching you write about this is like watching Alain Ducasse work the all-night drive thru at Arby's. Then again, I wrote about Georgina Rodriguez recently. Inspiration is where you find it.

Personally, I'd rather slap The Rock than Chris Rock. As you point out, the big man can only make himself look smaller by kicking my ass. And the verbal barbs of a guy like Chris Rock would last a lot longer than the broken bones Dwayne would give me.