Jaded and cynical as I am, stories like this remind me how much of the world's ludicrous petty cruelties I know nothing about. Wankers on the phone is one of them. I have my own crosses to bear in this life, but I don't have to worry about some weirdo beating off to the sound of my voice. I guess I'm grateful for that, even as I feel sorry for those that have to deal with it.